words to live by

while chatting in barnes&nobel with reilly a little old man randomly popped up and asked: "which side of the chicken has more feathers?...the outside!" he was pretty clever. he then walked away only to return a minute and a half later saying: "4 commandments of college: stay skinny, stay in school, stay single & see the world. after you graduate go to harverd, put on some lipstick & a short skirt and you'll get a man." i guess wisdom does come with age.

1 comment

  1. Hahaha I love old people! Such a wise little

    Oh and I never noticed the transformers stickers until I saw your post and now I see them everywhere! Retards.